tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25026269846313918572024-03-13T18:11:54.238-04:00Time Flies like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana.andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-29541274944971650002008-10-24T21:57:00.001-04:002008-10-24T21:59:34.614-04:00Muppet Metal!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HKGiOY72ru4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HKGiOY72ru4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JWac5UT80no&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JWac5UT80no&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-2799022218206283932008-08-29T20:16:00.002-04:002008-08-29T20:35:59.197-04:00Vagina '08I am voting Vagina in '08. Cause that's all it takes to win me over. Competence? Health care? A better economy? Phooey! All you need on you platform is a big honkin' female genitalia.andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-78752060896977040812008-07-07T15:05:00.001-04:002008-07-07T15:08:19.612-04:00Profound Whatever...<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jmR0V6s3NKk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jmR0V6s3NKk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-44086006961754365742008-07-04T02:24:00.001-04:002008-07-04T02:25:46.553-04:00Gooooood Evening Ladies and Gentlemen!I don't know the language been spoken but do you hear the word "Oscar"?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqJeHW53Lp0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqJeHW53Lp0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-70834048844239866432008-07-04T02:11:00.001-04:002008-07-04T02:11:52.579-04:00Rascism...Sad.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mgQjdTjj3-w&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mgQjdTjj3-w&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-37246631783236942232008-04-27T17:30:00.000-04:002008-04-27T17:37:07.660-04:00Frogbaby 2008Frogbaby Film Festival was this past Saturday. My first CEC project, Telltale, was in the festival and it won a few awards:<br /><br />Best Narrative <br />Best Actress<br />Best Director<br />Best of Festival<br /><br />Not bad for an assignment.andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-47968967633776529332008-03-20T16:05:00.000-04:002008-03-20T16:06:13.141-04:00"Adventurous" Mind You<embed allowNetworking="all" allowScriptAccess="always" src="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/47e2c1fa768d06da" width="384" height="316" quality="high" wmode="transparent" id="W47e2c1fa768d06da" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-46773384305632303002008-02-06T13:58:00.000-05:002008-02-06T14:01:24.217-05:00Fate of New Batman Movie...Underwater!<object width="320" height="282"><param name="movie" value="http://www.g4tv.com/sv3/20082" /><embed src="http://www.g4tv.com/sv3/20082" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="320" height="282" /></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-58246487276178335742008-01-26T18:22:00.000-05:002008-02-26T15:17:52.782-05:00Andy's Top 10 Movies of 20071. No Country for Old Men<br />2. Diving Bell and the Butterfly<br />3. There Will Be Blood<br />4. The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford<br />5. Persepolis<br />6. No End In Sight<br />7. The Darjeeling Limited<br />8. I'm Not There<br />9. King of Kong: A Fist Full of Quarters<br />10. Rescue Dawnandynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-77052007196974765852008-01-23T22:11:00.000-05:002008-01-23T22:12:01.229-05:00...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SYW2ltW5SPo&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SYW2ltW5SPo&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />My top ten list for 2007 will be posted once i see this...andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-10754375828167314172008-01-02T02:21:00.000-05:002008-01-02T02:26:51.055-05:00Here's to a year......of growth and good times, and the one that'll be better than the last. Shed like a snake sheds it skin.andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-74658291028131480532007-12-27T23:04:00.000-05:002007-12-27T23:07:09.084-05:00My New Stage Name......emulates greatest name ever, Rip Torn. I'd like you to meet Mr. Eat Shat.andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-83983532636146636512007-12-25T03:15:00.000-05:002007-12-25T03:16:12.375-05:00A Special Song For All Of...You!You can skip ahead about 3 minutes if you like.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wkQhAVFxDFk&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wkQhAVFxDFk&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-41851098113383611502007-12-16T23:51:00.002-05:002007-12-16T23:53:38.437-05:00Let's Put A Smile On That Face!A taste for the theatrical.<br /><a href="http://www.atasteforthetheatrical.com/deathtrap/default.htm">HAHAHAHahaahAHAHAHAHAHAaaha!!!</a>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-61923033271897665782007-11-25T19:23:00.000-05:002007-11-25T19:25:46.020-05:001.6 lbsWe have this new highly accurate digital scale in our bathroom. I totally weight myself before and after using the toilet.andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-32733719744504527482007-11-06T01:09:00.000-05:002007-11-06T01:16:53.802-05:00Excited<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRNwueXuAPY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRNwueXuAPY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />New album next week.<br /><br />Here's when i fell in love with them (about 2 minutes 25 seconds in).<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ER5UOrfdwsY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ER5UOrfdwsY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-6243726094063949472007-11-01T19:25:00.000-04:002007-11-01T19:44:38.138-04:00Murder is a CrimeSo i was browsing ebay for a cheap, beat-up, used fender telecaster to gut and hopefully look cool. I type "telecaster" in search and BAM! Second one down looks perfect at the nano second first glance. Then, I read the title of the auction.<br /><br /><a href = "http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Fender-Artist-Series-Joe-Strummer-Telecaster-Electric-Guitar?sku=514642">Atrocious</a><br /><br />This $900 guitar is so effin' punk rock my balls sweat off. The wear-&-tear doesn't look fake at all! Now i dont' have to play the fucker for years in bars and basements rockin' out with your cock out (or jam with clam). Battle scars come factory standard. I can't think of a better tribute GUITAR GOD Joe Strummer and his tasty licks.<br /><br /><br />LLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Atrociously Yours,<br />Andyandynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-83025349050026984872007-10-28T21:34:00.000-04:002007-10-28T21:38:18.024-04:00My Sister Feels Bad...for judging strangers who don't know how to dress well. Her complaints are very mild. So to make her feel better i said "bitch your outfit looks retarded. What makes you think you should be seen in public. Why don't you wear sweatpants and kill yourself."<br /><br />Or Something Like That,<br />Andyandynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-82937320385539373142007-10-26T20:34:00.001-04:002007-10-26T20:34:51.020-04:00Hahaha HAhahahaHaHAhAAhAhAahahahah!!!that is all.andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-78940664591338919182007-10-24T18:21:00.000-04:002007-10-24T18:22:05.862-04:00Cuteoverload 11 O'Clock News<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2a0OyoJYg8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2a0OyoJYg8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-70432322861017367722007-10-10T15:51:00.000-04:002007-10-10T15:53:07.945-04:00If this doesn't get you hot and bothered...you don't have a pulse.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BY5in8JY0ao"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BY5in8JY0ao" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-54815561252601180862007-10-06T02:12:00.000-04:002007-10-06T02:15:10.911-04:00Live From Memphis Music Video ShowcaseThe two videos i did with The Spitshine made it into the showcase. Check it out <a href="http://www.livefrommemphis.com/mvs">here</a>. Be there if you can. It'll be fuckin' cool.<br /><br />-Aandynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-12261781683751684352007-09-22T13:12:00.000-04:002007-09-22T13:16:36.079-04:00Why Her?Adam: Why'd you make her?<br /><br />God: So you wouldn't be lonely.<br /><br />Adam: Yeah, but why'd you make her so...soft...and pretty and smell nice?<br /><br />God: Well, so you'd like her.<br /><br />Adam: But why'd you make her so stupid?<br /><br />God: So she'd like you.andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-1909372102218953592007-09-18T22:49:00.000-04:002007-09-18T23:07:18.590-04:00Apneas (Without Breath)So, my mom has sleep apnea. It's where one has episodes of pauses in breathing during sleep. It makes her very tired during the day. She'll need an oxygen tank thingy during sleep. My sister said they [doctors i guess] said it wasn't too serious, but I'm still frightened beyond belief.<br /><br />I spout out philosophical drivel every now and then, but I've never really faced mortality. I cower. You win. I fear a life not lived.<br /><br /><br />Eternally Yours,<br />Aandynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2502626984631391857.post-49636884098949958632007-09-17T17:08:00.000-04:002007-09-17T17:10:18.003-04:00If These Walls Could Talk They'd Lie TooHere's the latest Spitshine video. There will be more in the coming months. I am doing my M.A. Thesis work with them. Keep an eye out.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ibmSozvvMeU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ibmSozvvMeU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>andynotjamesbondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11707193273122373351noreply@blogger.com0