Muppet Metal!

Vagina '08

I am voting Vagina in '08. Cause that's all it takes to win me over. Competence? Health care? A better economy? Phooey! All you need on you platform is a big honkin' female genitalia.

Profound Whatever...

Gooooood Evening Ladies and Gentlemen!

I don't know the language been spoken but do you hear the word "Oscar"?

Rascism...Sad.

Frogbaby 2008

Frogbaby Film Festival was this past Saturday. My first CEC project, Telltale, was in the festival and it won a few awards:

Best Narrative
Best Actress
Best Director
Best of Festival

Not bad for an assignment.

"Adventurous" Mind You

Fate of New Batman Movie...Underwater!

Andy's Top 10 Movies of 2007

1. No Country for Old Men
2. Diving Bell and the Butterfly
3. There Will Be Blood
4. The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford
5. Persepolis
6. No End In Sight
7. The Darjeeling Limited
8. I'm Not There
9. King of Kong: A Fist Full of Quarters
10. Rescue Dawn

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My top ten list for 2007 will be posted once i see this...

Here's to a year...

...of growth and good times, and the one that'll be better than the last. Shed like a snake sheds it skin.

My New Stage Name...

...emulates greatest name ever, Rip Torn. I'd like you to meet Mr. Eat Shat.

A Special Song For All Of...You!

You can skip ahead about 3 minutes if you like.

Let's Put A Smile On That Face!

A taste for the theatrical.
HAHAHAHahaahAHAHAHAHAHAaaha!!!

1.6 lbs

We have this new highly accurate digital scale in our bathroom. I totally weight myself before and after using the toilet.

Excited

New album next week.

Here's when i fell in love with them (about 2 minutes 25 seconds in).

Murder is a Crime

So i was browsing ebay for a cheap, beat-up, used fender telecaster to gut and hopefully look cool. I type "telecaster" in search and BAM! Second one down looks perfect at the nano second first glance. Then, I read the title of the auction.

Atrocious

This $900 guitar is so effin' punk rock my balls sweat off. The wear-&-tear doesn't look fake at all! Now i dont' have to play the fucker for years in bars and basements rockin' out with your cock out (or jam with clam). Battle scars come factory standard. I can't think of a better tribute GUITAR GOD Joe Strummer and his tasty licks.


LLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atrociously Yours,
Andy

My Sister Feels Bad...

for judging strangers who don't know how to dress well. Her complaints are very mild. So to make her feel better i said "bitch your outfit looks retarded. What makes you think you should be seen in public. Why don't you wear sweatpants and kill yourself."

Or Something Like That,
Andy

Hahaha HAhahahaHaHAhAAhAhAahahahah!!!

that is all.

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