So i was browsing ebay for a cheap, beat-up, used fender telecaster to gut and hopefully look cool. I type "telecaster" in search and BAM! Second one down looks perfect at the nano second first glance. Then, I read the title of the auction.
Atrocious
This $900 guitar is so effin' punk rock my balls sweat off. The wear-&-tear doesn't look fake at all! Now i dont' have to play the fucker for years in bars and basements rockin' out with your cock out (or jam with clam). Battle scars come factory standard. I can't think of a better tribute GUITAR GOD Joe Strummer and his tasty licks.
LLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atrociously Yours,
Andy
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