Marry Me Darling & I'll Untie You From Railroad Tracks

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Filipino Prisoners remake "Thriller"

Hot Damn Bob Evans!

"I've always had one principle. You know what it is? Takin' a chance. If ya don't take a chance ya stay still and if you stay still you only get older."

-Robert Evans

i want to remember this later.

My second senior year in college I worked at the Atrium Art Gallery. This day I was working a one hour shift and had parked out at the meters. 3 minutes before I had to lock up and leave this hipster-to-be freshmen fucker walks in and mopes around the gallery. After he is there for ten minutes I approach him to politely ask him to leave so I could close the gallery. Before I can ask he starts bitching about having to sculpt something for class. Eventually he includes me in the conversation. He says in his troubled voice, "Tell me something. Change my life."

I reply, "Fuck you. Change your own life. It's not my job."

He says some more boring shit that i probably was thinking about when I was a freshmen art student. I finally I to lock up and head out to my car praying not to have a ticket on my windshield. The punk cost me $10.

I'd Rather Be Poor & Happy...

...than...

All You Need Is Beatles Songs To Quote

Dat De Da De Da

I've Got Poop On Me

Last week i locked my keys in my car downtown. My spare car keys are in the house. Sarah and Christopher were in a movie; therefor, my spare keys to my house are in a movie. The fucking bugs were eating me alive. Luckily Kerry was on here way to me already for some reason which i still don't understand. But we drove to midtown and got a wire hanger and came back to the car to fish my keys off the passenger seat. The passenger window was cracked a tiny bit and after a while i was able to hook the keyring. The flimsy hanger bobs up and down scaring the shit out of me. But Kerry and her tiny fingers were able to pull the keys through the tiny crack.

Scary shit, but was actually really fun looking back.

Bitterly Your,
Andy

My Farts Smell Like Spaghetti Sauce

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Blues City

I have about 2-2.5 weeks before i leave Memphis. this makes me sad.

discuss...

Top 5 Movies of 2007 so far...

1. Knocked Up
2. Grindhouse
3. Sicko
4. 300
5. (nothing worth mentioning or i can't remember)


i'm thinking about getting tatoo. from my shoulder blade over my shoulder to a short sleeve. section of the tree of life.

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-a