1.6 lbs

We have this new highly accurate digital scale in our bathroom. I totally weight myself before and after using the toilet.

Excited

New album next week.

Here's when i fell in love with them (about 2 minutes 25 seconds in).

Murder is a Crime

So i was browsing ebay for a cheap, beat-up, used fender telecaster to gut and hopefully look cool. I type "telecaster" in search and BAM! Second one down looks perfect at the nano second first glance. Then, I read the title of the auction.

Atrocious

This $900 guitar is so effin' punk rock my balls sweat off. The wear-&-tear doesn't look fake at all! Now i dont' have to play the fucker for years in bars and basements rockin' out with your cock out (or jam with clam). Battle scars come factory standard. I can't think of a better tribute GUITAR GOD Joe Strummer and his tasty licks.


LLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atrociously Yours,
Andy